DEPT. OF URBAN CRUMB ACQUISITION

NO THOUGHTS.JUST BREAD.

Your job is stealing lunch. Your enemies are scooters. Your future is uncertain.

Free-range pigeon simulator. Zero qualifications required.

EST. WHENEVER +25 PER FRY

LIVE FOOTAGE. ALLEGEDLY.

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CHAPTER ONE: LUNCH

STEAL EVERYTHING

Move with WASD / ←↑↓→ or hold the mouse on the street. P pauses.

Drag the pad, or hold your thumb on the street to steer.

Avoid scooters, cones, angry people and that cat. 3 lives. Orange ! means something's coming.

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